Seeking a bailout of Lilliputian proportions
Rent
Electric bill
Cable (Basic sadly)
Food
and a Pay A$ You Go $40 phone plan.
Grand total $2000 monthly. Six months should suffice.
I have not engaged in
Predatory lending
Stock fraud
Insider trading
or any Ponzy schemes or white collar crimes
that lead to running a company into the ground OR someone losing their home. *And No bonus monies requested!
Think .Gov will help a brotha out? #LULZ

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